Friday, March 14, 2008

well

..it's laughable now.

The hook up: Some guy hooked himself up with my phone by threatening to stab me to death.

The break up: My boss just broke up with me. I got retrenched this morning, because our investors pulled out. So as of now, I'm sitting at home cradling a Caribbean Twist so that when I close my eyes and take a sip, I can be anywhere but here.

The cover up: A week ago, I broke up with my boyfriend.

The fuck up: Well need I even elaborate? All bad things happen in threes.

Am I coping? Well, hmmm. It's tough to distinguish. I'm here, at home, with my flatmate, pondering whether I was a serial murderer in my past life, or whether I was a sociopath in my past life. But either way, as determined by my blog description, this is still very much my current life, innit.

24 comments:

High in Dubai said...

Shame buck, so so so hectic!!!!

Sterkte!

kyknoord said...

Ouch. Looks like there's been a bit of scope creep on Friday the 13th's brief.

Louise said...

I'm so sorry to hear about all this! I recommend self-medication...Sending you good vibes!

Illa said...

Im so sorry to hear Peas, heads up girl...

acidicice said...

:( Sorry to hear it. I don't even know what to say. I'm not sure anything I say will make you feel better.

I'll be thinking of you.

Tam said...

Ahhh Peas! So sorry to hear all that has been happening, not nice stuff indeed. So at the risk of sounding trite (tripe)

This too shall pass.
I don't even know you and I believe in you, you have become my daily coffee buddy each morning as I ease into the day. You help me seize the day...
Hang in there, be grateful for what you DO have and look for the opportunities you DO have... I think you will soon be seizing the day again

Champagne Heathen said...

I am really sorry to hear all of that Peas. Fuck, but all of that in one go cannot be easy at all!! All the courage and strength and whatever can help through this shite!

And when you get over the shock, and get proactive, and maybe get entrepeneurial again... if you need an assistant... you want my cv???

tyrone said...

Sorry Peas... Keep your chin up. Thinking of you...

Heather said...

wow, Im really sorry. I can totally relate to the "shit happens in three's" thing. At the end of last year, I got dumped by my boyfriend, a week later had my car stolen, and then a few weeks after that, got very ill. Murphy's a bitch.
Hope you're doing better soon.

The Divine Miss M said...

Oh my god honey!

*big big big big big big hug*

I am so sorry to hear all of that! I can sympathise on the work issue as my contract runs out end of March and no one has mentioned to me if it is being extended so I am shitting myself atm :(

*big big big hug*

We'll all morn the loss of Mr 747 :(

Fuck the dude with your phone, he isn't even worth thinking about.

*big big big big big hug*

DT said...

Sorry Peas if it is any kind of comfort, maybe it's best when everything happens all at once - it becomes absurd and almost laughable!Look after yourself!

Anonymous said...

seriously hectic. i sympathise completely. please look out fro the window that is supposed to be opening when so many doors are slamming shut on your face. i am sure there is one. I am an eternal optimist, i have to admit. otherwise what is the point of it all.

Sorry cant remember my password since I have only commented once on your page even though I read your blog everyday.

zuzula said...

oh, don't you just love it when everything goes pear-shaped at once. I recommend drinking your way through it. thinking of you x

Hot Pink Flush said...

Peas!
Babe!
Noooooooooo!
Please say it ain't so.
PLease!
Oh god no!

SilverSabre said...

holds you tight.

sorry peasy :(

Jam said...

Peas! No! Just read this from the midst of a workshop (clandestinely) on the side. No, no, no! My heart, she is broken.
Will call later.
Much love and many hugs.
I weep.

Peter Barlow said...

Shit Peas! :-( I am so sorry!!!! I dont want to jinx it but it can only get better?

Uncle E said...

I've recently broke my hand, so I've got plenty of high-grade NORCO...sorry to hear of your troubles. Good things also happen in three's, you know.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Fuck. Chin up! It can only get better! I really hope you're ok.

BecauseIcan said...

Shit... thats hectic.. want some vodka and chocies?? Always makes me feel better..

Anonymous said...

i am so totally sorry!!!! a million times over...... :(

Sheena Gates said...

Ah man. This is all terrible, just terrible.

The good thing is, the owner of this blog? She is a strong woman (with anal tendancies and anxiety to boot, yes) and she will wake up one day again soon and not hurt so much.

If we can help in anyway, just let your readers know.

You are loved here.

You have my number, my email, my IM & facebook. Anytime. Even if its distraction of meaningless drivel on my part.

mwah!

Nessers said...

Awwww Peas I feel for you really I do. You are strong and will come out of this a little wiser and a little more careful but you will come out of it.

I like Tam don't know you but read your blog every morning while I prepare for my day - we are all thinking good things for you

*Tight hugs* young Peas

MsBehavn said...

Sorry to read all about this Peas! Hope you're ok