The Brit and I have been averaging about 2 episodes a night of Breaking Bad.
That means it has only taken us about a month to get to to where we are now: the middle of Season 5, until we've caught up with the rest of the world and have to watch it like everyone else on Netflix: Once. A.Fucking. Week.
So help me Christ, what the hell are we going to do with our evenings?
Conversation today with She Who Also Loves Tweed:
She: We're old people, I swear it.
Peas: No, no dude. We are old people. We've descended into one of those old married couples at such a rate of knots and we haven't even seen our full wedding album yet.
She: Do you watch an episode of Breaking Bad, with a cup of chai, in bed and then switch off the lights at 10pm?
Peas: Actually, that's exactly what we do. Except we don't drink chai, we are on the hot chocolate.
She: We are living the exact same lives.
Peas: Yes we are. Are we alone?
In lieu of the show that's taken over our lives, here are a whole bunch of memes.
You're welcome. (Or if you're not quite onto series 5 yet, possible spoiler alert/inside joke):